DK

Email DK at DK@kxte.com

“I believe in always being real looking someone in the eye. I believe that if it feels too good to be true, it probably is. I put my shopping carts back where they go and I drive too fast. I always over tip because I always modify my food. I secretly wish that I could break dance and when I’m drunk I try. I think I’m smart about things I’m not smart about but I second guess myself on things that I am educated in. If I really like you, I’ll give you a nickname. I am obsessed with finding good deals and Costco is my happy place. I believe peanut butter is mankind’s greatest invention, 2nd only to electricity. I passionately hate tomatoes and littering. Most days I love my dogs and my nephews more than I love peanut butter. Dream On is the best Aerosmith song and I sing it loud if I’m alone. If you prove me wrong I will admit defeat. I like to swear just to be dramatic and I love that gangsta rap. I am currently teaching myself to listen to my words before I say them. A good pedicure and black eyeliner can make me feel pretty. I religiously gauge the mileage to each tank of gas I use. I am forgiving to a fault. I grill a mean burger but my chicken always comes out dry. If you squeeze my knees, I punch your face. I prefer a strawberry in my cereal and a banana in my ice cream. Being objective is one of my greatest attributes, but being patient is not. If I make fun of you to your face then I definitely like you. If I make fun of you behind your back then you probably did something really stupid. If I make you a promise, I keep it. If you tell me your secrets, I’ll keep them. And if I tell you my secrets, I’ll keep you. Fireworks give me goose bumps, the ocean gives me peace, baseball gives me joy and music fills my soul. I’ll let you know if I think of anything else.”