Listen Online - Listen on Smart Phone Radio.com | Mobile App Info

Chubby Dads Are More Attractive to Women and Live Longer

While all you meatheads are working your ass off at the gym, I’ll be over here… dipping my pizza into a bucket of ranch and catching the eye of your girl. Why? Well, because according to a new study out of Yale University, chubbier dads live longer than other men… AND they’re MORE ATTRACTIVE to women.

The study says that when you lose a little muscle mass and gain a little fat, it actually helps your body shift some of its resources toward your immune system instead of just worrying about feeding your muscles.

And women are biologically drawn to a dad with some chubbiness, because it’s a sign that you’re focused on your kids above anything else… including trying to get with women.

So since you’re not interested in them… they’re interested in you. Ain’t that a bitch?

(The Telegraph)

More from Ransom
Comments

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

More From X107.5

Sign Up Now
New Podcast
Get The App

Listen Live