Some woman got a cake for her birthday that looked like BB-8, the soccer ball android from “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”. And she tried to smash it with her face.
But she didn’t know the cake had a wooden dowel in it to make sure it didn’t collapse. So she hit the DOWEL, and it almost got her in the EYE. Luckily it missed though, and she just ended up with a crazy bruise.
(Warning: F-bomb at :03.)