By Amanda Wicks
Dave Grohl’s biggest fan has set up a GoFundMe campaign aimed at raising enough money to buy the musician.
The campaign’s description, reads, “I’m [Grohl’s] biggest fan and figured I can round up enough scratch to purchase him so we can hang out and high five and s—. Heck, I may give him a bro-hug or two as well.”
If you’re wondering if Grohl is even for sale in the first place, fear not, the campaign addresses those concerns, stating, “I’m not 100% the amount I’m asking for will buy him. Hell, I’m not even sure if it’s legal to purchase another human being without being some central part of a 20/20 tv special. But, I figured it wouldn’t hurt to try, right?”
In exchange for your donation expect “cool text message that includes some emojis that no one understands.”
Considering how cool Grohl is, perhaps once he gets wind of this, he’ll probably forego the $35,000 fee and do the guy a solid.